Name: Flagpole Of Love
Duration: P00H03M46S
Description: The Diccus offers a word of caution about over-stimulated organs.

Flagpole Of Love

from Twelve Inches Of Love by Biggus Diccus

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The Diccus offers a word of caution about over-stimulated organs.

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Eyes wide open I've been up all night
Smoking crystal in a little Pipe
Im sweating bullets Somethings wrong,
Oh help me doctor got a rock-hard dong

We popped Viagra and we did some coke
But now it feels like a practical joke
I got a boner that wont go down
Could hang a towel on what I carry around

Chorus 1:

Call a stripper , call a whore,
Ive never felt this way before
I made a promise to the God above
Please let me lower this flagpole of love

Hit it with a hammer
Slammed it in a door
I even jammed it in a chest of drawers
But still it looks at me as if to say
You'll forever have to stay this way

And now Im in the emergency room
And still it looks like a witches broom
Doctor gives me a sedative
I know It'll be here as long as I live

Chorus 2:

Call a stripper , call a whore,
Ive never felt this way before
I made a promise to the God above
Please let me lower this flagpole of love

Call a Rabbi, Call a priest
I need some help with this rock-hard beast
Ill make a promise to whoever you like
Just let me get some sleep tonight

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from Twelve Inches Of Love, released June 11, 2011
Words and Music © 2009 Declan Murray.

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