Name: Golden Girls
Duration: P00H03M15S
Description: In which The Diccus celebrates the lure of the older woman. Golden Girls rock his world.

Golden Girls

from Twelve Inches Of Love by Biggus Diccus

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In which The Diccus celebrates the lure of the older woman. Golden Girls rock his world.

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The older the get the more they got to give
Yeah thats what ma Daddy said
When every time might be the last
You'll be given the very best

Thats why when Im feeling low down
I go and visit Marie
She 85 but she acts like sixteen
And she always amazes me

Chorus:
Once you go grey you'll never stray
Im here to tell you friend
Do the horizontal jive with someone over 85
And you'll never want it to end

Shes got red pills for Monday and Tuesday Blue
Wednesdays Yellow and Thursday too
I grind em up and take em all at once
And I just cant wait to get out of my pants

You gotta listen to me when I say
Throw those young and limber girls away
Go get a last thrill at the cemetary gates
Cause it wont be long before judgement day

Now I now that you might think
That I oughta be seeing a shrink
But them Golden Girls know a thing or two
That must have died out in 1952

Maybe the Depression or the war with Japan
Taught 'em all how to please a man
Maybe living with no TV
Made em so good at making whoopee

Golden Girls,
They rock my world,
They keep me up all night long,
Im a dog with a bone in the old folks home
And I dont care if ya think it's wrong.

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from Twelve Inches Of Love, released June 11, 2011

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