Name: Jumping The Gun
Duration: P00H04M47S
Description: In which The Diccus elucidates the age-old problem of crossing the finishing line too early.

Jumping The Gun

from Twelve Inches Of Love by Biggus Diccus

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In which The Diccus elucidates the age-old problem of crossing the finishing line too early.

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The more I like it, the faster I go
Just like when I was a boy
A christmas present, a trip to the zoo
If I want it , I wont wait for you

Chorus:
I jumped the gun again
What a mess,
I tried to think about a pig in a dress
I just can't cope with your sweet caress
It makes me crack and lose all my finesse

And sometimes when Im down on the job,
I get excited and I just cant stop
I dont take much to send me over the edge
I do the times-tables inside my head

Chorus 2:
I jumped the gun again, Oh my God
Even Sister Bernadette cant make me hold my wad
Even listing former football Squads
Cant take my mind off my throbbing rod

And for a minute I try to pretend,
That I aint let down my lady friend
I keep going but to no avail
Its like trying to turn a screw with a snail

I jumped the gun again, I feel so wrong
I tried to think of Rosanne Barr in a thong
Or Celine Dion's Titanic theme song
But they could only hold me back for so long

2x7=14
3x7 is 21
4x7 is 28
5x7 is 35
6x7 is 42
7x7 is 49
7x8 is 56

Holy Shit!

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from Twelve Inches Of Love, released June 11, 2011

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