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The Great Divide

from Twelve Inches Of Love by Biggus Diccus

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In which The Diccus ponders the Creator's mysterious ways with human anatomy.

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Now I'm not given to complain,
'Bout what the good Lord provides,
I've got everything I need
to keep a woman satisfied

But late last weekend
Tested my faith
I met a woman in a barroom
And we got on great

Chorus:
The woman was as wide,
As the Great Divide,
Like a hot dog on Broadway,
Or a worm on a slide
I could have crawled right in,
Without touching the sides
I had to zip up my manhood,
And leave with my pride

Like throwing a cucumber
At the old Grand Canyon
Thats about how much use I was
To my poor companion

And I swear up there,
in the musty dark
You'll find Indiana Jones,
Looking for the Ark

Sometimes when I'm driving
Across the desert
I think of the continents
Under her skirt

And I lose my bearings in the oceans of dirt
And forget who I am
And drown in her girth
And from that moment on,
I know what Im worth

Between her thighs
The Great Divide
An ocean wide

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from Twelve Inches Of Love, released June 11, 2011

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